Planet of the Mitten Kittens

[Dat]

Hello, Dat here, your roving news-squirrel!
Recent news articles of the weird and wonderful have shown me this. Seeing as having opposable thumbs allows creatures to fashion tools, i say it won't be long before we're at all-out war with these 'polydactyl' felines and their offspring. Cats are cunning individuals and could quite conceivably usurp our previous place as rulers of earth.......... ..........All hail our feline superiors!

[Snakes in the Tiki Lounge]

I knew someone online with such a cat, actually. Since ages ago. Funnily enough, the cat was also rather atypical in other ways, also. Simply put, He brought a Boyfriend home.

'Nuff Said.

[Dat]

Ohhkay. Interesting. What also freaks me out is that since they have opposable digits, they can actually hold guns. Those lolcat photos weren't mockups.