Here is where
squirrels get a mention on D&D's April Fools for the 2nd year running. The
adventure details stats for a certain 2nd Ed monster, - the
'Kercpa', first mentioned in an ancient Dragon magazine. Fan modifications have been made to turn the old version into a 3.5 Ed playable race, but so far 4th ed PC renditions are wanting. With this newly minted 4th Ed monster, i have decided to chew on my fist in frustration and not stop until someone lets me play as the bloomin' 1ft tall,
'tiny magical fey beast'.
Someone save me from bleeding to death,
please.