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« on: 03 June 2011, 11:09:09 »

I would like every one to post a joke of some sort here is mine which like all good material is stolen  Shocked & it won an award at the Edinburgh festival


Q why did the Chicken Kill itself?




A to get to the other side


Lol

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« Reply #1 on: 03 June 2011, 14:52:48 »

i have a repertoire of cheese jokes that is too good to waste on a forum where it will not garner admiration from real people. Sorry EvilGinger.  Tongue
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« Reply #2 on: 03 June 2011, 15:04:34 »

you only have to post one & who is to say there are not real people on this forum you presume too much some times even for a young squirrel.


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« Reply #3 on: 03 June 2011, 16:54:32 »

Knock knock
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« Reply #4 on: 03 June 2011, 21:04:48 »

whose there?

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« Reply #5 on: 03 June 2011, 21:05:50 »

Boo
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« Reply #6 on: 03 June 2011, 21:09:01 »

Boo who?

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« Reply #7 on: 03 June 2011, 21:10:06 »

There, there don't cry.
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« Reply #8 on: 03 June 2011, 21:11:37 »

ROFOL,


that's the Spirit

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« Reply #9 on: 04 June 2011, 00:25:35 »

Did you hear about the Coder that got stuck in his shower for a week?

The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat :-)
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« Reply #10 on: 04 June 2011, 02:16:00 »

that's brilliant & truly awful

Q why did the hedge hog cross the road?


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« Reply #11 on: 04 June 2011, 02:17:12 »

I don't know, why did the hedge hog cross the road
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« Reply #12 on: 04 June 2011, 02:18:50 »

I don't know, why did the hedge hog cross the road

To see his flat mate!
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« Reply #13 on: 04 June 2011, 02:19:35 »

 Roll Eyes
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« Reply #14 on: 04 June 2011, 02:27:41 »

eek cooperative on line joking I am shocked  Shocked mostly that I am not fast asleep but shocked  Shocked none the less

here is  another one & in poor taste, if I can remember it any way


Q what's the difference between a house brick & a red headed girl



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btw this joke is copy right & used with the permission of its creator a much eviller ginger than me
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