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« Reply #15 on: 06 June 2011, 11:43:42 »

A a house brick is more likely to be laid

BOOM boom

Ok can any one do better or cheaser than that? I am sure you can so let em rip


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« Reply #16 on: 07 June 2011, 17:10:21 »

Why didn't the chicken cross the road
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« Reply #17 on: 07 June 2011, 18:07:21 »

I dont know why dident the Chicken cross the road?


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« Reply #18 on: 07 June 2011, 18:08:45 »

Because it was chicken.

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My 10yr old daughter told me this one
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« Reply #19 on: 07 June 2011, 18:17:57 »

tell her its very corny & therefore perfect for this thread


Q why wouldn't the squirrel go out in the snow?

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« Reply #20 on: 07 June 2011, 18:19:39 »

I would look to Dat for this answer, but in the meantime....

I don't know why wouldn't the squirrel go out in the snow?
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« Reply #21 on: 07 June 2011, 18:25:23 »

I agree entirely but DAT is oddly silent here of late hoarding his cheasy jokes no doubt.

A because it was afraid of freezing its NUTS!

which is curtsey of my eight year old great niece & yes she takes after her mother  Grin


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« Reply #22 on: 07 June 2011, 19:02:15 »

Q: What do you give a rabbit with matted fur?
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« Reply #23 on: 07 June 2011, 19:04:47 »

It's like Christmas, pulling the crackers!  Yay.

I don't know, what do you give a rabbit with matted fur?
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« Reply #24 on: 07 June 2011, 19:19:02 »

Lets rock it.   Beer


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« Reply #25 on: 07 June 2011, 19:26:50 »

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

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« Reply #26 on: 07 June 2011, 19:42:19 »

LOL

three men walk into a bar, in fact an English man an Irishman man and a Scots man & the barmaid says what do you think this is some kind of a joke?

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« Reply #27 on: 07 June 2011, 19:43:44 »

A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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« Reply #28 on: 07 June 2011, 19:45:29 »

RoFoL

Q Why didn't the hedge hog cross the road?

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