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« Reply #60 on: 16 July 2011, 07:08:40 »

Uxbridge English Dictionary entries


Catleprod:- cat which likes poking people or animals
Polyandry:- Collective noun a large number of blokes called Andy all married or equivalent to women called Polly

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« Reply #61 on: 19 July 2011, 08:49:28 »

I heard a couple on the telly at the weekend.

Milton Jones on Mock the Week:
  "I think that elephants are over protected... well that's easy for me to say, sitting here in my ivory tower..."

Also, Tim Vine on Live at the Apollo:
  "the advantages of easy origami are two-fold..."
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« Reply #62 on: 19 July 2011, 14:51:09 »

More Uxbridge English dictionary entries

Hedlibore- some one to avoid talking to at a party
Velociraptor- contraction  for a an unfortunate accident involving a tree as in "Millicent drove at such a velocity she warped he car round a tree"



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« Reply #63 on: 30 July 2011, 05:36:03 »

what do you get if you cross a cow with a wallaby


A KangerMoo


& dont forget the Cheesy jokes event at Friends of Spirit Games on Sunday 31st of July



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« Reply #64 on: 01 August 2011, 15:53:20 »

I did  Disgust

But here is what would be my entry

How many sheep does it take to change a light bulb?
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« Reply #65 on: 09 August 2011, 14:21:15 »

No idea, how many sheep, (Do I have to count them and fall asleep  Scratch )


I dont have OCD.

I've checked, 3 or 4 hundred times.

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« Reply #66 on: 22 August 2011, 10:44:30 »

Heard about the cow with bipolar disorder


She had terible MOOooDSwings


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« Reply #67 on: 22 August 2011, 16:01:43 »

Lets try again

Q how many sheep does it take to change a light bulb

A EWE will never guess



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