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« on: 08 March 2008, 21:31:30 »

Report from the SAPs Commander on the Moon to follow shorty
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« Reply #1 on: 17 March 2008, 10:16:32 »

The Cast

‘Heroes’
Members of Space Aeronautics Patrol Squad (S.A.P.S)
Bugszo the Wolf (Carries a bag of many things)
Stump the Mammoth (Special abilities of a trunk of many things)
Taz the Tasmanian Devil
Deputy Dippy Dog the Dog
Sati the Satsuma (Special abilities of shape change, hypnosis & teleport)

 ‘Villains’
The Martian (Aka Marvin the Martian)
The Dog (The loyal and faithful companion of Marvin)

Scenario Played: Spaced Out Saps

The game starts with the valiant heroes being launched in a rocket to the moon (the big white thing in the sky that is the real moon, not the other ones that they claim are ‘moons’), with the mission objective to investigate strange happening there.

Everyone boards the rocket and straps themselves down, except for Bugszo who for some bizarre reason is facing backwards and upside-down in the seat.

Shortly after takeoff the auto pilot fails (no surprise there), but thanks to the talents of Bugszo who manages to gain control of the rocket and crashes it on the moon.  During the heroic battle with the controls, Stump manages to sneeze into existence a moose with just about fills the cockpit and nearly set the rocket off course again.  Sati decides the teleport outside the rocket then forward onto the moon, just too narrowly avoid being flatten by a crash landing rocket.

To quickly exit the cockpit Stump uses the moose to create a Mammoth / Moose sized hole in the side instead of using the airlock.  Bugszo failing to see the newly created design featured hole, uses the ejector seat to make his own stylish exit.  Every else uses their and go through the M/M hole.

Looking around on the moons surface the elite team find Marvin working at a bench, a big machine with a hammer on it, a big ray gun aimed at the Earth and his faithful dog on patrol.

Dippy Dog goes to talk to Marvin to ask him what he’s doing and promptly gets disintegrated by Marvin.  Annoyed at this, Stump throws the moose at Marvin and misses with the moose entering orbit.  Marvin kindly decides to reintegrate Dippy Dog inside his ship; Dippy is grateful to be reintegrated and throws Marvin out of the ship and into orbit. (This could be why Apollo 13 nearly crashed on its visit to the moon)

Dippy and Taz then explore the ship to find it’s full of moon cheese.

Bugszo is confronted by Marvin’s Dog, thinking quickly he produces a bone from the bag of many things and throws it at him, Stump decides he wanted the bone too and fights for it.  Bugszo explores the workbench and find some pills that smell like chicken, thinking ‘mmmmmmmmm nice’ he eats one, when his head suddenly explodes and is replace by Marvin(2).

Sati in the meantime is exploring the gun and has decided that its some kind of fairground ride and explores the inside of the barrel.

Marvin(2) seeing Marvin passing in orbit once a minute, disintegrates Stump and Dippy Dog.

Taz having left the ship is investigating the gun and find a big red button, pressing it causes Taz to be kill as it backfires due to there being a satsuma (Sati) inside the barrel.  Sati then exits the barrel.

Bugszo waking up with a headache quickly fast talks Marvin(2) and fails and quickly dodges Marvin(2)’s ray gun.  Sati bounces across to Marvin(2) and by bouncing directly in front of him hypnotises Marvin(2) into thinking he’s a scarecrow.  Very pleased with his effort, he’s off the play on the other fairground thing (the machine with the hammer)

Bugszo takes the ray gun from Marvin(2), and sees that the ash pile that was Stomp is now slowly walking towards the ship.

Taz having recovered from the backfiring gun, starts to spin about looking for a missing part of the gun.  This whirlwind causes the ash pile of Dippy Dog to be blown into the reintegrator onboard the ship.

Sati bored with the other ride that does nothing bounces off to explore the ship, while inside and bouncing he starts the ship up and it rises into the sky.

Stump having just made it to the landing ramp of the ship, falls off when it takes off and is floating back to the surface.  Thinking this is the last chance he sneezes (trunk of many things) to try and reintegrate himself in middle air.  Instead a skunk appears from inside the ash cloud and sprays him.

 Taz manages to get Dippy Dog reintegrated, who then tried to pilot the ship with the help of Sati and instead nearly crash into the moon.

Bugszo having got the hammer machine working decides it would be good fun to crush one of the pill under the hammer, when this happens Marvin(3) appears.   Bugszo failing to shoot first (just like Greedo) is then crammed into the machine by Marvin(3)

Having survived the near crashing landing, Sati starts to bounce around this caused Taz to be hypnotised as a B1 Bomber, who starts running about the ship making airplane noises.

Dippy Dog in the meantime tries to shoot Marvin(3), having failed he then throws the ray gun at Marvin(3) and destroys it and the hammer machine which release Bugszo.

Stump having finally floated to the surface transforms into a piece of cheese.

Marvin(3) tries to shoot’s Bugszo after he failed a fast talk, but instead disintegrates the remains of the ray gun.

The new skunkie smelling cheese (Stump) walks towards the ‘slightly bent’ ship hoping to become a mammoth again.

Taz pleased at having survived grabs some moon cheese and eats it while exiting the airlock, unfortunately the cheese causes Taz to grow to double the size and nearly destroy the airlock in the process.

Dippy Dog having successful shot the ray gun out of Marvin(3)’s hand, arrests him for crimes against Earth.

Taz reintegrates Stump from a skunkie smelling cheese into a skunkie smelling mammoth.

Sati bounces around the wreck ray gun hoping that maybe now the rides been fixed it will start to work.

Bugszo escapes from the wreckage, to see Stump having a very strange idea and trying to pick up a mountain with his trunk.  Failing to do this causes Stumps head to fall off.  Recovering from this he tries again and this time it flattens him instead.

Sati disappointed that the ride is still not working, decides to bounce on Marvin(3)’s head.

Before Stump can cause anymore problems, the party decide to grab him and leave the moon.
Bugszo tries to roll the paper thin Stump into a roll, Taz tries to make a paper airplane from Stump.
Finally Sati teleports himself and Stump into the ship.

Marvin(3) is ordered to pilot the ship to Earth, successfully taking off leaving behind Marvin(2) as a scarecrow, Marvin and the moose in orbit.

Marvin(3) starts to loose control trip back to Earth, so Stump head butts the control panel to make it work correctly, celebrating this he sneezes out a bone and hammer with he gives to Sati.

Bugszo proving he’s an ace pilot, manages to switch off the engines while trying to regain control.

Stump deciding that all the problems the ships currently having are Marvin(3)’s fault, opens the airlock to throw him out and both are sucked out into space.

The quick thinking Bugszo throws out some rope to Stump, but fails to hold onto the other end.
Dippy Dog closes the airlock as the ship is now entering the Earths atmosphere.

Realising that he’s in trouble Stump sneezes an umbrella to use as a heat shield.

At high speed the ship crashes into the ground followed by Stump & Marvin(3)

Marvin(3) is put on trail for crimes against Earth.

And the victorious crew return to base, for yet another exciting adventure.
 


{The animator would like to point out that no satsuma’s were harmed in the making of this adventure.}




Players review.

As always Toon is great fun, just think of Looney Tunes and there’s the no limit to the things you can do (except by GM’s ruling).  It’s a great game for first time and experienced players & GM’s alike.  Hope you have enjoyed reading the story of events.





 


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« Reply #2 on: 18 March 2008, 14:35:40 »

Haha. Ha. Aaah.
*Smash, smash!* "I fixed it with my Head!"

Great stuff. I was sure Stump managed to hurl Marvin the Third into the face of the Sun, though. ^_^ Certainly had a good go at it!

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« Reply #3 on: 20 March 2008, 00:46:00 »

I think I have peaked.  Where do you go after playing a satsuma?
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« Reply #4 on: 24 March 2008, 09:32:15 »

some where warm quiet and where all the soft furnishings are made of or covered in Kevlar as is the nice dress your wearing
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